A programmer was found death in the shower. The instructions read: lather, rise, repeat
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Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he couldn't get arrays...
A programmer's wife tells him "go to the store and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen". He returns with 13 gallons of milk
Why was the empty array stuck outside? It didn't have any keys
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Joke about linux Just can't stop laughing
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